Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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