so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Randomize
