Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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