Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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