I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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