We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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