is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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