Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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