there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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