The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you mean i was at the winter classic?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
