So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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