butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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