Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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