Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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