She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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