he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I want a musical about memes.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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