Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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