yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
