she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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