What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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