Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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