He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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