Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
no, he came in my armpit
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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