i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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