I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
