So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
you win again, gameday.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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