You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
My liver just had a heart attack.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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