Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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