He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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