so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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