Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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