FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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