Dual....:-)
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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