it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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