last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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