i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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