Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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