so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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