"it" just moved
Me too!
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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