i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
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I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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