you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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