For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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