you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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