sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
