Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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