I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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