After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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