You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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