:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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