Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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