Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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